Dramatic Monologue

Dramatic Monologue

A Villains Tale


"I don't see why you are waiting for the police...
You know, once you leave and they cuff me
Once they put me in jail, I'll be out in five minutes
I'll back terrorizing everything you hold dear.

You'll stop me again?
What happens when you aren't there?
When you are caught up in something else
And I find your pretty little red-headed girlfriend
She won't even see me coming.
Remember last time you were too late...
That poor family...
You got to that hotel at what time of the party?
Oh that's right, when her feet stopped kicking...
Fuckin' hilarious.
Poor little super-baby, so distraught over that family...
It was a big family eh... Three kids?
And the one was just a baby; I really thought it'd bounce.
Hah! You have to admit
Me writing those offensive statements with that bloke's intestines;
Brilliant!
Simply brilliant.
I got a laugh out of that, how about you?
Ahh never mind!

Awh I love the sounds of sirens in the morning...
Late afternoon?
What time is it anyways...
No I will not shut up.
How rude.
By the way, I love the red on you;
Brings out the seriousness in your eyes.

Hey look over there!
That one is still twitching...
You always come seconds too late
I can't believe I missed that shot though
Just nicked her ear...
Maybe I'll look for it when I get out.

Hmm, so before the mighty police come
Back to that hottie you're dating...
I think, next time I see her
I'll take her with my
Bare hands.
Shooting her just seems so informal.
I mean, since you and I have become so close...
I think she'll kick,
Hell, I'll even count the seconds it takes for her to stop
Just for you.

Awh am I making you upset?
You look a little angry...
Did I offend you in anyway, sir?
You really going to shoot me with my own gun?
How poetic.
You don't have the balls for that, you and I both know it.

Wh-"